It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
