I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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