Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
