I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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