No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Randomize