You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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