This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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