We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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