I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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