Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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