Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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