PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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