Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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