this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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