had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
