HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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