And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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