Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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