you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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