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  I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?

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• your gf tried to make you into edward cullen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:08pm

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• Maybe cuz Edward gave you head?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:55am

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• Just because its happened before doesn't mean it can't happen again...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:57pm

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• you fucked Edward Cullen!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:11pm

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• Alot of girls actually wear lingerie that has glitter on it....The math's not that hard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:11am

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• fake and seen it before

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:19pm

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• That's what you get for fucking Twilight fans...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:47pm

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• Yes, you fucked poor little Tincker-Bell I hope she's ok!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:54pm

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• I wish I put it there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:08pm

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• Someone's trying to drop a hint to the possibility that you have herpes. 'Cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Duh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:15pm

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• 2:52, Excellent, you live near 708? -3:54

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:35pm

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• 11:25...I'm a southern boy Oh..and trust me gents..southern girls..are amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:32am

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• Adam lambert butt sex. Just saying.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:10pm

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• Your boyfriend must have had sparkle lipgloss on

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:37pm

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• Bitch was turning you in to edward

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:39pm

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• Maybe she had glitter on her face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:01pm

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• I wish my vag was glittery. Oh and 4:45... put the crack pipe down.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:29pm

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• the tooth fairy was there

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:56pm

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• 3:54 I have no idea where 708 is. -2:52

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:29pm

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• Seen this one before..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:21pm

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• can't bring the future back! d@mn, i dated this lady in high school that would get glitter everywhere...can't bring the future back! d@mn, she was like tall wth long leg's and show me soOo, much attention! can't bring the future back! d@mn, she was older 2!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:12pm

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• Edward Cullen <33 or maybe yyou fucked a fairyy (: haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:32pm

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• 2:52, Chicago... Where r u? -3:54

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:57pm

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• Stop fucking fairies and there will be no glitter. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:24am

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• 3:54, I hate to break it to you, I'm nowhere near Chicago. I'm a southern girl, so you'll never get to see my "means and methods" =[

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:25pm

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• 2:52, what are your means and methods for removing my glitter? -3:54

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:35pm

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• Hahhahaa i love you 6:55

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:28pm

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• 2:52, I have glitter on mine too... please help!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:54pm

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• nope but i'll help you get it off.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:52pm

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• LOL LOL LOL!!1 ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD!!! IN FACT, IT IS MOST LIKELY LESS THAN AN INCH LONG AND REEKS OF DESPERATE SHAME AND BURNT BACON!!! IN THIS CASE, DO NOT RIDE ON THE DISCO STICK!!! MWAHAHAHA-LOLZ-HAHA!!! TRUST YOUR PAPPY, AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES KIDZ!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:45pm

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• I'm guessing you grinded on Micheal Jackson

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:52am

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• Let's have some this beat is sick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:45pm

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• Edward Cullen made you butt fuck him

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:20pm

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• you call THAT a penis??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:42am

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• Now why did u have to go and violate tinkerbell like that? :-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:24am

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• That rhymes

  Submitted by Hancock86 on Apr 30, 10 at 5:23pm

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• Glitter dick.

  Submitted by valentinehearts on Oct 12, 10 at 11:36pm

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• Ke$ha raped you.

  Submitted by hxcbarbie21 on Aug 8, 11 at 2:18pm

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• Maybe you did a clown ??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:11pm

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• Glitter Penis is an awesome band. Really.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:56am

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• psh. repeat. c'mon tfln

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:10pm

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• I don't know but I have glitter in my vagina. Vodka might have been a bad idea, we need to speak tonight. Love Mom

  Submitted by Winterknight on Nov 27, 11 at 9:38am

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• Glitter is code for herpes.

  Submitted by tittiebanana on Jul 3, 11 at 11:19am

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• Idk. Maybe you, the Cullens, and Ke$ha got busy while you were drunk? Maybe?

  Submitted by dpizzle123 on Apr 26, 11 at 10:31pm

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