He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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