let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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