i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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