Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
