you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
