similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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