she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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