I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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