i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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