Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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