Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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