I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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