Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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