Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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