don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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