you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize