Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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