The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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