I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
