If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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