how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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