How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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