I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
