I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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