i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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