my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he shaved USA in his pubs
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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