$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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