Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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