I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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