google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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