Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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