Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
wow bdsm is so cute
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize