I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
