everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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