Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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