She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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