thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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