Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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