If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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