meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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