I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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